Bad excuses and lame justifications

A coworker of mine who has been attempting to give up smoking just told me: "I've temporarily taken up smoking again today so I can go outside and enjoy the nice weather."

So I responded with a laugh, "Well you COULD just go outside for a walk instead of smoking."

She laughed and said, "But I can't justify going out so many times for a walk. Only smoking gives me that."

Seriously, that's what she said.