Overheard in the Next Cubicle

So I can hear everything that goes on in the next cubicle, right? Every conversation she has with team members, her husband, her mom. Everything. It gets old (though, admittedly, some days it is entertaining). But today Chatty Kathy was talking to a coworker about purchasing a slaughtered pig. Now this is gross enough for me. But then he asked, "Do you want the heart and the liver?" I gagged. Repeatedly. Then they started discussing whether they were going to be slaughtering any chickens too. GAH! Do we really have to talk about slaughtered animal parts in the office?

I really, really need to remember to get my headphones in the morning.

[Note: Yes, I realize that I'm perpetuating it by writing about it.]